Kate Moss mistakes Cameron for a plumber.
Tonight, David Cameron revealed how at some function, hosted by some rich people for some other rich people, Kate Moss thought he was a plumber. Cameron confessed, “No one I told this pointless anecdote to found it amusing.”
Some pundits think Kate Moss’ snub of the future ex-Leader of the Conservative Party was a result of Mr Cameron mistaking her for a coat rack upon his entrance to the soirée.
In other news today:
Rich people want to pay less tax
Defecation in woods attributed to bears.