Smarmy yoghurt-knitters of the world unite!
Continuing with my nowt-to-say day, I just couldn’t resist copying this comment from a Spectator article in praise of the new Tory posters:
I think the posters are pretty good. Positive, upbeat and simple.
As for the mickey-taking on Labour blogs, that’s to be expected. Let them have their five minutes of fun. Nobody reads the left-wing blogs anyway, so no-one will see their uber-clever variations. No-one reads them because they lack humour, lack self-analysis and they are run by smarmy yoghurt-knitters who’d never dare say anything against their beloved leader.
I’m pretty open-minded and very un-idealogical (sic). I know the left like to see right-wingers as sneerers, but I have to say that those on the left sneer a lot more. They are just too busy giggling around their laptops during their mid-morning tofu-meetings to realise it.
Take a bow, Martyn Johnson, and consider a career in stand-up.
Update: Oh yes, I forgot to link to a real life Labour supporting knitter. She denies yoghurt.
too much to say in response. brain exploding. might have to knit to calm down, but have no yoghurt…
I have to admit, we are remarkably smug sometimes. So much so that I have to flagellate my back whilst eating my yoghurt.
Jude
Of course, how remiss. I’ve linked to you as a genuine Labour knitter. The right will be thrilled with the evidence, and we all know you hoard yoghurt secretly.
Dave
Yes, you’re right. The leftie in-jokes must come across as insufferably smug at time times. Don’t spill the yoghurt there.